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“It wasn’t that they had been out cultivating a garden, or even engaging in some mindless outdoor sport; no, these two had set out together, with single-minded determination, to become tan. Let’s become tan, they had agreed, and after much struggle and sacrifice and aloe, they had at least achieved their goal. Assholes.”

—Shalom Auslander, Hope: A Tragedy

5 months ago

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    tanned assholes? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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    5 months. 137 days ‘til Memorial Day. Then comes the

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